On Farting: An Eleventh Commandment
An Odoriferous Haiku
Thou shalt not break wind
When others are apt to know;
So it is written.
Published by David A. Reinstein, LCSW - Featured Contributor in Technology
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17 Comments
Post a Commentthe one who smelt it, dealt it!
The gas will pass, the wind will break, and the cheese will be cut!
Toughest Commandment to follow! siva
Oh, pfffft! Outstanding! Thanks!
I relate to this quite differently in my new body!
I will forward this one to my husband at work! LOL!
Ha - how can we be sure when anyone "breaks" the commandment?! LOL cheers ;)
LOL!
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As Benjamin Franklin reportedly said, "Fart proudly!"