On Hearing that Glenn Beck is Off the Air

A Song

Peter Flom
Ding dong! Glenn Beck is gone! Which Glenn Beck? That sick Glenn Beck.
Ding dong! That sick Glenn Beck is gone!
Wake up - and stop your yawn, Beck is gone, it's party on!
He's gone where the wingnuts go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
That sick Glenn Beck is gone!

Published by Peter Flom

I am a statistician, working with a wide variety of clients, mostly researchers in psychology, education, medicine, social sciences and other fields. I also have given talks and written articles on learning...  View profile

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  • Donald "Don" Rothra4/11/2011

    Had to read it again. Love it.

  • Steven West4/9/2011

    I can just hear Glen Beck say, "I'm melting, I'm melting." The sooner his toxic talk leaves the airways the better. Wonderfully written.

  • Eric Hetvile4/7/2011

    So what? He'll just continue being an idiot somewhere else.

  • Adam Michael Luebke4/6/2011

    Retweeted.

  • Donald "Don" Rothra4/6/2011

    Cute article. I never cared for him anyway.

  • John Myers4/6/2011

    Cheers!

  • Karen LoBello4/6/2011

    Didn't know that....but I'm very glad to hear it.

  • Kathy Minicozzi4/6/2011

    Excuse me a moment ... WAHOO! Okay.

  • Walton S. Tissot4/6/2011

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  • Peter Flom4/6/2011

    He's actually NOT off until December, when, apparently, his contract with FOX ends.

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