One Has to Apply Physics

It takes two people
To drag fat ass out the door
Nine to put her on an ambulance
But she can still feed herself

To drag fat ass out the door
One has to apply physics
But she can still feed herself
The evidence is on her shirt

One has to apply physics
Putting her in bed
The evidence is on her shirt
Dried hot sauce

Putting her in bed
Is a nightly adventure
Dried hot sauce
Fried chicken crumbs

Is a nightly adventure
Her face covered in
Fried chicken crumbs
She said her foot was tender

Her face covered in
Cooking grease
She said her foot was tender
Always using culinary terms

Cooking grease
Sausage like fingers
Always using culinary terms
Being her chef would be an easy job

Sausage like fingers
Nine to put her in an ambulance
To bathe her
It takes two people