ONE SIZE LARGER
Last week I think I put "Refrigerator Perry" to shame. If it wasn't nailed down, I ate it. Cookies, pies, cakes and hot fudge sundaes (with whipped cream and nuts).
Some of the girls I work with are having a "weight loss contest". Whoever loses the most weight wins the money.
One of the girls said she doesn't know how she lost weight. She just woke up on day and it was gone. Sounds like she was in a coma.
One of them has been eating vegetables and shredded wheat. So far she's lost 30 pounds.
One of the girls had her stomach stapled.
So far I haven't felt the need to take any of these drastic measures. In fact, I'm not sure I want to be considered in their contest. Life is too short. Food is my friend. I read the other day that chocolate is good for me.
Besides, I think I've found a solution. Each year I'll just buy a bathing suit one size larger.
Some of the girls I work with are having a "weight loss contest". Whoever loses the most weight wins the money.
One of the girls said she doesn't know how she lost weight. She just woke up on day and it was gone. Sounds like she was in a coma.
One of them has been eating vegetables and shredded wheat. So far she's lost 30 pounds.
One of the girls had her stomach stapled.
So far I haven't felt the need to take any of these drastic measures. In fact, I'm not sure I want to be considered in their contest. Life is too short. Food is my friend. I read the other day that chocolate is good for me.
Besides, I think I've found a solution. Each year I'll just buy a bathing suit one size larger.
Published by Kathryn Neff Perry
Kathryn writes inspirational Christian poetry. She is also a Christian motivational speaker who strives to inspire and encourage with a little humor along the way. She is the author of the Boone's Creek myst... View profile
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