Open Letter to the Freinds of Jac Mac

Dear friends of Jack Mac...

Cooter, Bugger, Gomer, and me was discussin' McCain's latest political moves. This here Palin woman seems to be a winner with us. We know she kin fish and hunt. We know she is loyal to her family. We don't know is does she have a boat and any sisters that ain't married yet. We don't know kin she 'rasstle a grizzly bear like that Obama character.

Us folks down here at Bubba's Bait, Tackle, DVD rental and Lingerie Store have been watching the speech Palin made at the convention. Cooter's woman Sadie kin recite the speech word for word so we don't use the volume on the VCR. Y'all might tell Palin that the difference between a pit bull and a Hockey Mom is more than lip stick...Hockey Mom's smell better too.

Y'all know we like McCain fer President of these here United States of America. We like the fact Pralin is smart enough to take over if Jack Mac gets shot...and shoot the idiot that tries before he gits away. We like Pralin cause she is one of us. We like McCain cause he is a Hero both durrin' the Vietnam War (just like Gomer) and since then fightin' those idiots in the Senate. Jack's got a neat wife too. Both these women folk is easy on the eyes if you know what I mean.

We is afraid this here Obama fella will will entice some folks to vote fer him. Us regular folks know his promises are in good faith but we don't want to pay for them .Bugger has already taken his money out of the bank and put it in a coffee can. He don't want them Democrat bankers don't know he has any money.

Cooter, Bugger, and the gang have some leftover Groundhog Sausage and we thought perhaps y'all would like to join us fer a fund-raiser on Election Day morning. We invited Mrs Pralin, McCain, Obama, and Biden. The moneys will go to the widows and orphans of the veterans in our county. Y'all kin read the party details in last years article "Ground Hog Day the Rest of the Story" @ http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/141362/ground_hog_day_the_rest_of_the_story.html?cat=74

We are running this event a second time this year since the need is so great.

Our closin' up statement is "Go Jack Mac...

Bubba and the gang.