Oprah Winfrey Should Go Out with Michael Richards in New York City

Michael Richards should go out with Oprah Winfrey. It would be nice to mend the wounds between the two races. I am sure Mr. Richards is deeply sorry, and Oprah, being the humanitarian that she is would love to hear his side of the story.

The two would meet up in New York City, where Richards will be performing on Broadway for the debut of "Boogie Nights Live" playing the role of Scotty.

From there Oprah decides it's time to take Richards to a very nice place, Apollo Theater in Harlem. Upon arriving at the theater things change rapidly. Their limo pulls up, Oprah gets out, to tremendous cheers. Richards arises from the black stretch and is met with boos, and expletives. Richards quickly hops back into the automobile, Oprah follows suit. The crowd hurls whatever they can get their hands on at the couple. RichRah flees to safety.

Fearing that the mob of angry black theater fans may still be following them, they decide that instead of dining at some fine restaurant they should get some fast-food. Being ever so sensitive, Richards suggests Kentucky Fried Chicken, Oprah rubs her belly and agrees.

Once at the drive-thru, Oprah's best friend Gayle emerges from the trunk of the car. She takes Oprah's order, for Oprah doesn't place her own orders. Michael chooses a three-piece meal deal, dark meat.

The two sit in the stretch limo, eating their meals. Oprah thoroughly enjoys hers, it isn't often that she gets to eat fried chicken, without throwing it back up. Yes, that is the way Oprah lost weight that one time.

By now, Rev. Farrakhan and Rev. Jesse Jackson are calling for this date to end.

VH1 decides to acquire the rights for the reality show.

Steadman begins to throw a temper tantrum.

Next up for RichRah is a nice sit-down in Central Park. Richards removes his jacket, placing it on the soft grass for Oprah to sit. However only one of her butt-cheeks fits on it, the other one left to get dirty, that is until Gayle holds the other cheek off the ground for Oprah, assuring Oprah's' cheeks will not be soiled.

Richards shares his remaining biscuit with Oprah. Richards slowly moves in for a kiss, Oprah shys away, blushing like a teenager, turning her cheek the other way. Richards points to a cloud in the sky, Oprah says it reminds her of Dr. Phil, Richards agrees, making sure to notify Oprah that his mustache is a little too thick in the cloud.

The two never do discuss the controversy of Michael using the "N Word" it seems not to matter as they gaze deeply into each others eyes. Real love is extremely hard to find, yet this lovely odd couple have just struck gold. Finally Richards steals a kiss from "The Big O" using that old trick, that one where you show your cheek for the lady to kiss you on, then at the right moment, turning your lips to hers. Cheesy, but Oprah seemed to enjoy it, showing that feeling with a small giggle.

Deciding it's time to walk off their earlier meal, the two begin to walk around Central Park. When encountering a man, begging for change, Oprah gives him a new car. When he explains he doesn't have money to put gas in his new car Richards shuttles Oprah away, the begging man left scratching his head.

The couple spend the rest of the day just hanging around in the park. The sun begins to set, and the couple take in the magnificent sight of the sun dissipating just beyond the New York skyline. RichRah share a hug, a slight caress, and one more lasting kiss, the kiss leaves Richards longing for more, but Oprah is a very busy woman. She can stay no longer, as her private jet must set her back to Chicago for filming of her trademark show.

Richards admires all that is Oprah as she walks to the limo. Richards waves goodbye, Oprah can not bare to look in his direction, if she does she will surely shed a tear.

This couple will see each other again.

RichRah will live on.

In their own hearts, and ours as well.