Orgasmic Birth?

Tfurby
Orgasmic birth?
I think not.
Having had a child,
it hurts a lot!

Women who say
Birth is bliss,
Orgasmic birth?
Something is amiss.

Researchers say,
birth's like intercourse
Makes me wonder
Have they had sex before?

Orgasmic birth
Tis but a myth
I'll never believe
They can just kiss...this!

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Tommie Sandlin enjoys family life, the outdoors, and writing. She has been writing articles via the internet for almost four years.  View profile

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  • Victoria Dawson3/17/2009

    Lol too funny.

  • Tommie Sandlin1/5/2009

    No, the article is in response to a segment I watched on "Nightline", which airs on ABC.

  • R. Elizabeth C. Kitchen (Rose)1/5/2009

    Nicely Written ;)

  • Kofi Bofah1/4/2009

    This must be in response to 3lilangels article.

  • Gayle Crabtree1/4/2009

    Nice poem. I had 2 c-sections and cant contribute as to yes or no.

  • 3lilangels1/4/2009

    one hell of a thing but it does happen, crazy because to me it's all PAIN!!! great job

  • Hylain Wright1/4/2009

    Nice poem- and I agree: child birth is NOT orgasmic!

  • Sherry W1/3/2009

    LOL. Childbirth wasn't terribly painful for me with any of my three, but I'd not call it a pleasure, that's for sure.

  • Erin Thursby1/3/2009

    It's a hell of a thing.

  • Mike Perry1/3/2009

    I wouldnt think birth was orgasmic either. Joyful and happy yes, but orgasmic? It hurt me looking at my kids head crown on the way out. Orgasmic is not the right word. I think that ring of fire, as my wife put it might be better.

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