Orgasmic birth?
I think not.
Having had a child,
it hurts a lot!
I think not.
Having had a child,
it hurts a lot!
Women who say
Birth is bliss,
Orgasmic birth?
Something is amiss.
Researchers say,
birth's like intercourse
Makes me wonder
Have they had sex before?
Orgasmic birth
Tis but a myth
I'll never believe
They can just kiss...this!
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15 Comments
Post a CommentLol too funny.
No, the article is in response to a segment I watched on "Nightline", which airs on ABC.
Nicely Written ;)
This must be in response to 3lilangels article.
Nice poem. I had 2 c-sections and cant contribute as to yes or no.
one hell of a thing but it does happen, crazy because to me it's all PAIN!!! great job
Nice poem- and I agree: child birth is NOT orgasmic!
LOL. Childbirth wasn't terribly painful for me with any of my three, but I'd not call it a pleasure, that's for sure.
It's a hell of a thing.
I wouldnt think birth was orgasmic either. Joyful and happy yes, but orgasmic? It hurt me looking at my kids head crown on the way out. Orgasmic is not the right word. I think that ring of fire, as my wife put it might be better.