Osama's Frustrations with Obama

Osama bin Laden's bonus number is a six-letter English word - "terror".

And when each American utters the word, he wins additional bonus numbers.

But he hits the jackpot when the President of USA also utters the word.

And for almost a decade, he was so used to hitting the jackpot daily or sometimes even hourly, that now he finds it unbelievable that his luck has suddenly reversed.

After all, he is shocked to see Americans becoming so heartless as to elect a guy who utters the word "terror" once in a blue moon as their President.

The new kid on the block seems to be more interested in uttering more mundane words like "healthcare" "education" "economy" "jobs" and all that which should sound like Mars to Osama.

How Americans who hate to be "jobless" can be so heartless that now Osama faces the threat of losing his job?

And, unless Americans utter the word "terror"', how can "poor" Osama utter the word "jihad"?

And, unless "poor" Osama utter the word "jihad", how can he recruit jobless Arabs to protect the opium fields of the world?

C'mon Americans, please tell your President to utter the word "terror" at least daily, if not hourly, like his predecessor?

How can you be so merciless and contribute to the unemployment of jihadis????

To make matters worse for Osama, Obama is using pilotless drones against jihadis like a kid flying remote controlled toy planes - VERY EFFECTIVELY AND WITH GREAT PLEASURE!

No wonder, the "apostle" of terror is frustrated with the new President of USA.