The human ham hock
What a sight to see
5'2 541 pounds
With a ravenous appetite
What a sight to see
32 years-old
With a ravenous appetite
For three orders of six wings
32 years-old
Won't touch a vegetable
For three orders of six wings
She will spend that last dime
Won't touch a vegetable
Just sits all around, gaining and existing
She will spend that last dime
On anything deep fried or sweet
Just sits all around, gaining and existing
Fungus lives within the folds of her skin
On anything deep fried or sweet
She got hand and mouth disease
Fungus lives within the folds of her skin
Can't scratch an itch
She got hand and mouth disease
If you rendered her fat
Can't scratch an itch
You could make a years worth of soap
If you rendered her fat
Harpoon her big ass
You could make a years worth of soap
5'2 541 pounds
It took nine firemen to hoist her into an ambulance
The human ham hock
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