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Sherika Da Hutt

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The human ham hock

What a sight to see

5'2 541 pounds

With a ravenous appetite

What a sight to see

32 years-old

With a ravenous appetite

For three orders of six wings

32 years-old

Won't touch a vegetable

For three orders of six wings

She will spend that last dime

Won't touch a vegetable

Just sits all around, gaining and existing

She will spend that last dime

On anything deep fried or sweet

Just sits all around, gaining and existing

Fungus lives within the folds of her skin

On anything deep fried or sweet

She got hand and mouth disease

Fungus lives within the folds of her skin

Can't scratch an itch

She got hand and mouth disease

If you rendered her fat

Can't scratch an itch

You could make a years worth of soap

If you rendered her fat

Harpoon her big ass

You could make a years worth of soap

5'2 541 pounds

It took nine firemen to hoist her into an ambulance

The human ham hock

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