Ronald McDonald is a clown.
He's gaining weight,
About a quarter pound.
Ronald McDonald lose some weight.
Time to exercise,
And get into shape.
A chicken nugget or two
Simply won't do.
Get a load off your feet.
No more red meat!
Ronald McDonald heed my advice.
Skip the French fries.
Eat some rice.
Published by Steven West
I have a passion for creative writing and political discourse. Happily married for over 24 years, I have 2 children and work with special needs kids in the public schools. I enjoy making people laugh and sm... View profile
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