P. Diddy Responsible for 9/11?

Conspiracy theories about 9/11 abound. Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks has developed her own theory: Diddy did it. And he brought a nation to his knees with Kim Porter and Rodney King.

While not as intriguing as the accusations against former President George W. Bush, these allegations are at least worth a chuckle. Add to the 9/11 conspiracy theory claims of being date raped by P. Diddy 24 years ago, which resulted in the birth of her 23 year-old son Cornelius Wilson. He has also supposedly repeatedly abused and beaten her and her children, causing her son to be in a wheelchair. For these allegations, she is seeking a restraining order, and.....(put your baby finger at the corner of your mouth a la Dr. Evil) one trillion dollars in damages. That is $900 billion for child support and another $100 billion for "loss of income" due to their issues. He supposedly is also holding a winning casino chip and refuses to give it to her.

And a judge in Manhattan, where papers were filed on January 7, 2011, is actually going to listen to the case on Monday, January 31, 2011. He refused to grant Turks's request for a restraining order against P. Diddy, legal name Sean Combs, pending this hearing.

P. Diddy is no stranger to the courtroom and controversy. In 1997, a tenant sued him for landlord neglect, while he was on trial for weapons and bribery charges. In 1999, he was arrested on weapons charges after a shooting at a Times Square nightclub, where he was hanging out with then girlfriend Jennifer Lopez. In 2001, he was arrested in Florida for driving on a suspended license. P. Diddy ran into trouble when it was discovered that his clothing line was manufactured in a sweatshop in Honduras, then that he used dog fur in his line of jackets.

Sean Combs is also the father of five illegitimate children from three different relationships.

Is Cornelius baby number 6? Will Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks get her hands on any of the that Diddy Dirty Money? The magic 8 ball indicates no.