Palin Fails Miserably in Alaska

She Takes a a Full Four Years to Do What God Could Do in a Nanosecond. Shameful

Stephen C. Rose
Ahoy there, Palin. You are a complete and utter dunce. I would Tweet you if I knew how. Otherwise, I shall just beat you with words which are channeled to me via Mark Twain . I read the following in a terrible newspaper which is still published in NYC and which seems to have the main purpose of fomenting attacks on the Middle East and preparing hapless young ladies to become obedient consumers. Anyway, here it is.

In Alaska, Feud Fueled by Palin Claims Senator Murkowski - NYTimes.com: "It took Sarah Palin just four years to help dismantle the political empire the Murkowski family took three decades to build."

This is disgusting. You are a complete and utter failure at manifesting the will of the deity. Anyone with a proper theological education would know that these necessary executions can and should take place instantly. Where in in the name of you-know-who were your Prayer Warriors?

Palin you will have to do much better. You have too many enemies and not enough time. Speed it up.

Keep your temper, woman. I write only for your spiritual edification. I don't care a whit for your political ambitions.

"Palin Fails Miserably in Alaska." Adam Panflick news channeled from Mark Twain and processed on a "crappy content farm" (Salon) by a clergyman manque. Definitely not funny. The voice is Panflick's.

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