Pardonnez-moi, Monsieur Mueller
A Parody on Limits
I don't want to reach my limit
I could use keywords like Mueller, Brooke, and Sheen
My numbers however are limited by law
(law is a word we use when we can't perceive the reason for abuse)
The FBI can't bear to see my numbers rise
(pardon me again today for the needed content here which doesn't easily rhyme)
Please don't be the 401st reader for I won't get credit for your visit
If, however, you choose to subscribe
then Monsieur Google won't need to get involved
Inspector Google laughably limits my views so I believe,
I perceive Monsieur Google is confused.
My unseen friends--I count Patty Hearst among them--want to hear...
they know the courageous fears and understand the complicated, manufactured tears
I don't cry from the traditional punch to the gut
but for the loss of my friends cheery moments
and thus their sad rut
Published by Tommy Hayfield
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Post a CommentThis poem isn't about the people at Google, but about internet hackers intervening and finding Google available as a huge company to be pointed at while hackers work w/o a big label to identify them.