Parents Share Laundry Day Surprises

Carol Bengle Gilbert

The interview started innocently enough with the question, "What are the strangest things you've found in your washing machine, courtesy of your kids?"

It took an unusual turn with the reply, "How about the dog?"

Soon I learned kids aren't the only culprits when it comes to leaving odd objects in laundry destined for the washer. Not only that, some kids and pets, not satisfied with leaving mom laundry surprises in their clothing or blankets, opt for direct interaction with clothes washers or dryers.

These parents talk about surprises they found when washing their family's laundry- or trying to:

* "How about the dog? From the dog, not that I've found the dog in the dryer. Dog bones that got hooked into blankets I was washing."-Marie Anne, Frankfort, Ohio

* "Does the hubby count? I found his wedding ring that was lost for a week. I had a cat curled up on warm towels in the dryer once too --- and he's gone in to pee on towels too. I keep that door firmly closed!"" - Caren, Colonial Beach, Va.

* "Trucks, trains, Magnetix pieces." - Ermina, Shippensburg, Pa.

* "Crayons!" - Lisa, Houston, Tex.

* "You don't want to know-yes, a condom. 'But Mom, I didn't USE it-see, it's still in the package. Also screws, washers, nuts, bolts, nails and other unidentified car-related things." - Marilisa, Grand Haven, Mich.

* "My daughter hid in the dryer when she was 3....Could NOT find her - finally she popped out as I walked by." - Sylvie, Cleveland, Ohio

* " Acorns. At some points, my kids thought it would be helpful to rescue the acorns all around the schoolyard and plant them in our back yard, since we are pretty much treeless back there... except they forgot to take them out of their pockets, and I didn't check. There must have been over a dozen in there..." - Kim, Tampa, Fla.

* "Nature. That would be rocks, leaves, dirt, sticks, etc. My kids just walk outside and start stuffing their pockets and I'm the world's worst about checking pockets before throwing things in the wash. I even found a snail shell once. I really hoped a snail wasn't in there." - Pamela, Fort Payne, Ala.

* " I found the kids' dirty clothes in the washing machine once. It surprised the Hell out of me." - Randy, Madison, Ala.

Some people like Randy have apparently become accustomed to encountering the unusual when doing the family laundry.

Published by Carol Bengle Gilbert - Featured Contributor in Travel and Lifestyle

2010 Yahoo! Outstanding Contributor of the Year, Carol has consistently been designated a Top 100 Yahoo! Contributor Network writer. She received a 2008 People's Media Award for "Best Article." Carol’s pr...  View profile

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  • Carol Bengle Gilbert1/25/2012

    Good catch, Mary. That would not have been a fun clean-up.

  • Mary Kirkland1/25/2012

    I found caramels in my hubby's pants pockets once. I was so glad that I looked in the pockets before washing and drying ...the dryer really would have been messed up...but maybe smelled better. lol

  • Marilisa Kinney Sachteleben1/21/2012

    It wouldn't shock me as much to see laundry placed by children in the washer. What would knock me off my feet is to see it dried, folded and put in the correct drawers. I don't think in my 23-year-4-kid parenting history that sequence has ever occurred in entirely. I would need a Xanax if it did.

  • Lori Borys1/20/2012

    Love it! I've found all of this save the cat stuff and the kid's dirty laundry... I'll pass on the cat but I'd love to be Randy just once!

  • Linda Ann Nickerson1/20/2012

    Cute.

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