Paris Hilton Exposed Over and Over Again

The rule is...you have to pay your storage bill. This should be a simple task for an heiress to millions and millions of dollars. But somehow, Paris Hilton has managed to forget to pay a bill of $217.00. In the state of California the rule states that missing one payment on your storage bill, allows all of the contents of the storage building to be auctioned off. That is exactly what happened. Now Paris Hilton is feeling more exposed than ever and is planning to sue a website that is rightly titled Parisexposed.com.

Parisexposed.com is a pay web site that you can enter and view Paris's personal videos, read diary entries, and basically see what Paris has been up to. The collection contains hundreds of explicit videos of sexual encounters, parties, drugs and much more. The footage would be enough to put any normal person behind bars for a very long time. But, I imagine that Paris will somehow sweet talk her way out of another mess.

Paris seems to be skipping out on a lot of bills. She was rumored to have been paid a million dollars for judging a Bondi Beach Contest, but she can't afford to pay for her meals or anything that doesn't closely resemble shopping.

Paris has managed to skip out on bills just recently and made the media turn heads. She visited the Sydney cafe on January 1st of 2007 and failed to pay her bill for $9.80. At Sloans cafe in Paddington she left a nibbled hamburger and a mineral water on the table, and left without paying for them. She then went shopping directly after her almost-meal and spent $2700.00 on lingerie. Needless to say, the attendant said she was very friendly and even left the door open while she tried on clothing so everyone in the area could see her.

Paris pretends to be working very hard to clean up her image. But, now that she has been fully exposed...It will take a lifetime to clean up the mess she is in now.

It just goes to show that Paris Hilton is even dumber than we could have ever imagined and all of the money in the world can't buy that woman a brain. We live in the only country in the world where it pays to be stupid and rich.