PARIS HILTON FINDS GOD

While during her recent stay in Law-Break Hotel, beautiful, young socialite Paris Hilton, better known as inmate #007, has reportedly found God.

Well, praise the Lord.

Does that mean that, like so many other entertainers-turned-God chasers, she will soon be appearing on Trinity Broadcasting Network (TBN) singing Amazing Grace? I hope so. It is always so moving to see a new soul that has been born again. I suspect that will all depend, however, on which god she's allegedly found.

Jails/prisons/detentions centers are all rife with gods, all sorts of gods, big gods, little gods; all promising things that they can't deliver. Some made of wood, some made of stone. Ah, and then there's the one, true and living God - Jesus.

According to BW, Barb Walters, the young miss Hilton is reading her Bible and becoming "more spiritual", abandoning the dumb blonde role.

Again I say, praise the Lord.

Maybe Jesus can explain why it is costing LA County 10 times more to house and maintain the inmate formerly known as Paris than any of the other inmates. I guess Gucci is as Gucci does.

I know that He can heal her "medical condition(s)" because He is a wonderful healer. Now I am not making light of her falling apart. I would have fallen apart too and I am not a pampered princess, not to her degree anyway.

Think about it.

Ok, if you're working in a corporate environment, then I'm pretty confident you have a cubicle; unless you're one of the top-heavy team players, then you have an office. But still, imagine not being able to leave that cubicle after 5 o'clock except to shower and get served slop on a shingle and wearing polyester when your skin breaks out in hives if it so much as touches anything that is not 100% silk. It can be quite humbling, even for hardened offenders like the Hilton girl.

I don't even think there is any cotton in those government issued bed linens. But I digress.

This whole "scandal" was only a scandal in appearance. When you examine the details of her release, you discover that it was pretty routine - especially for LA who has an over abundance of inmates, both male and female. Now I agree that being on house arrest in a mansion does not seem like much of a punishment, especially when the mansion is a big as the county jail itself, but nevertheless, her case was handled in equity with that of Martha Stewart's. You serve a taste of time, then house arrest. Instead of protesting and stirring up the pot, perhaps some of these religious/civil leaders -and you know who you are - should view the young Hilton girl as a soul and not an opportunity to advance a self-serving (masked as a public) cause.

Pray for Miss Hilton, if you ever pray.