Paris Hilton Top Quotes

Although most people wish that Paris Hilton would just stop speaking, she consistently opens her mouth and puts her whole foot in it. What we are left with is some very memorable quotes that make you laugh, cringe or it can simply leave you confused.

Paris Hilton Top Quotes #1

"Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything."

This first quote is definitely one to remember. In forums across the internet, people are still using this quote as their own personal signature. It may be a sexist comment but it is one of the few things Paris Hilton has ever said that makes any sense.

Paris Hilton Top Quotes #2

"The only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in."

Unfortunately for Paris, she doesn't realize that regular folks just can't stand out like she can. Paris Hilton is simply unaware of the subtle.

Paris Hilton Top Quotes #3

"A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend"

A very odd quote for Paris Hilton to make considering that she is the one that young Hollywood is always mad at when it comes to boyfriend stealing. Just ask Lindsay Lohan, Mary-Kate Olsen, Ashlee Simpson just to name a few.

Paris Hilton Top Quotes #4

"I don't really think, I just walk."

There are people who live to tear Paris Hilton down, not that she cares. With statements like this however, Paris is making it much to easy for haters when she leaves it up to them to fill in the punchline.

Paris Hilton Top Quotes #5

"That's hot!"

Note to Paris, "That's Hot" was not cute the first time it was said, nor the millionth. Yet somehow it made her even more popular to the point that she tried to copyright the words that have been around longer than her and her ego.

Paris Hilton Top Quotes #6

"It will work. I am a marketing genius."

Well of course she is. Who else could have taken an embarrassing sex tape and turned it into media gold without a hint of a blush?

Paris Hilton Top Quote Roundup (Yes, these are things she really said)

"Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?"

"King me, baby ... it's oh-so fashionable."

"You don't have to be an heiress to look like one, if you act like one then everyone will just presume you are one."

"This is Earth. Isn't it hot?"

"What's a soup kitchen?"

I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris.

"I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends-of course, not Paris-would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.'"

"I'm still young and still have a very active career that I'm not prepared to give up, ... I have worked very hard to get to where I am. Paris is a great guy and we will handle this with dignity and respect."

I find it fascinating that only Paris Hilton could consider doing nothing all day and partying a career.