Parody of the Barbara Walters Anti-aging Miracle Drug

You may have heard about the new drug on the market that is supposed to inhibit the aging process: the Barbara Wawters anti-aging miracle "Preservatrol!"

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I am here to tell you that this product is truly amazing! I was skeptical at first, because many of my relatives tried anti-aging products in the past but died of old age anyway.

Preservatrol is different! It actually works! I bought and used a bottle of the stuff, and so far so good! I have not died of old age!

Preservatrol is made of preservatives. It was long believed by the medical profession that preservatives in foods were harmful and toxic. But stop and think about that for a moment. If preservatives can be used to keep food fresh, couldn't they also be used to keep your corpse fresh?

Sure! Why not? So Preservatol is made of concentrated preservatives to keep your corpse fresh. It keeps your heart fresh; it keeps your liver fresh; it keeps your intestines fresh, and it keeps your skin fresh and wrinkle free!

Preservatrol also has a magic ingredient that seeks out the gene that causes you to age. Once it finds that gene, it bitch slaps it! (Bitch slap is a technical term used to describe the anti-aging process.)

Preservatrol also increases your energy! I gave my grandma a Preservatrol tablet, and she jumped out of her wheel chair and did an Irish jig! Not only did her wrinkles disappear, she is now a world power-lifting champion!

I fed some Preservatrol to her pet rat. He gnawed a hole through his steel cage! Then ran as fast as Speedy Gonzalez to the living-room wall, chewed a hole through it and escaped! Never to be seen again! My granny misses him, and is a little depressed, but she is still wrinkle free!

I am so happy with my Preservatrol I felt compelled to email Barbara Wawters to thank her for her wonderful product! She actually replied to my email! Here is what she said:

"I am gwad you wike my pwoduct. I appweciate your support."

Preservatrol also helps you lose weight. I have not used it for this purpose, but I know the claim is true! My granny's rat finally returned after being gone for several days. He was severely dehydrated and lost quite a bit of weight--and he was WRINKLE FREE!

So, if you feel you are getting too old too fast or think you're too fat and haven't been away from home for awhile, try Preservatrol! Heck, Barbra Wawters must be 100 years old, and look how good her skin looks! Sure she's had forty face lifts but those only had a minor impact.

"So what ah you waiting for? Your next winkle? Order Pweservatwol today!"--Barbara Wawters