Party Tricks and Games for Zombies

Tammy Lee Morris
Most people don't realize how much fun and entertainment a zombie can provide. They are a misunderstood lot and the majority of people only see their flesh-hungry aspects instead of taking the time to get to know zombies. A little-known secret is that zombies are amazingly talented and can be the life of the party at your next social gathering. Give them a chance and check out these great party tricks and games.

Juggling

While most zombies have little--if any--manual dexterity, some zombies in fact are quite adept at using their hands. Don't be fooled by their normal stance of hands hanging slack or askance, some zombies can surprise you. Give one of those zombie some juggling balls, or some small body parts and watch it go! Yes, a juggling zombie is a sight to behold and what a great addition to any party!

Card Tricks
Umm, zombies aren't the best at card tricks because a card trick requires a little bit of brainpower. That is hard to pull off when your brain is rotten. Fortunately, watching a zombie card trick fail is really more fun than watching a zombie card trick win.

Limbo
Yes, zombies are freakin' awesome at limbo. If you're not sure why, think about it: Their flesh and bones crack and break and the zombies don't stop to whine and complain like living people do. They just keep going. Limbo baby! Limbo!

Hula Hoop
While a zombie may excel at Limbo, when it comes to a hula hoop, zombies just plain suck. 'Nuf said. Don't bother trying. On second thought. . .that would be pretty darn funny, so yeah--go ahead.

Pinata
A pinata is one of the most fun party games for zombies. One caveat though: Be vigilant when zombies have pinata bats or sticks--be ready to dispatch them if they go from having fun to looking for a snack. For a variation on this great party activity, play a great prank on your zombies. Blindfold them and let them think they are going to bash a pinata to snag some candy, instead bash the zombies! Fun times, fun times.

Try one or more of these great party tricks and games with your zombies and your party is guaranteed to be a hit.

Published by Tammy Lee Morris - Featured Contributor in Lifestyle

Tammy Lee Morris is a lifelong resident of southern Illinois where she enjoys a quiet life in a rural area. After working for a local newspaper while studying journalism at a local community college, she dev...  View profile

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  • Julie Darleen10/26/2010

    So are the zombies meeting at your house for the games? Fun article!

  • Kim Keason10/19/2010

    Zombie head juggling sounds like fun!

  • theBarefoot10/16/2010

    You do realize that there are no such thing as zombies, right?

  • Dina Quirion10/14/2010

    Neat... :o)

  • Loki Morgan10/13/2010

    haha!

  • James R. Coffey10/13/2010

    Since I became a zombie, I can't juggle for crap!

  • Malina Debrie10/13/2010

    I think L vincent is right on target.

  • L. Vincent Poupard10/13/2010

    If you try to pull a card trick on a zombie, they usually just try to eat your fingers.

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