Pat Laptop and Rooftop

Two IT lady professionals Ann and Flynn join an ITES firm at a junior level. They are enchanted by the posh ambience in the office, the fat salary and perquisites. At regular intervals some gift or other is showered on them. They are immensely happy. The latest gift is a costly laptop for both. The employees work in different departments under different bosses. They compare notes. This takes place through a conversation.

Ann: I am very happy today. My boss gifted me a laptop. It is the most advanced one. I am on top of the world.

Flynn: Good. So you will soon be joining the world of topless.I got a similar gift last week. My boss says it is a fringe benefit. Immediately I started using it. But two days later my boss started looking over my shoulders. He was silently observing the soft ware I was using. Suddenly he went into a rage. He found that the soft ware was downloaded fast. The gravitational pull of the download pressed the key board often missing the right keys. He warned me not to breathe heavily lest the key board problem should aggravate. He also threatened me that he would throw the laptop over the roof top.

Ann: My boss is considerate. He gives me a pat on the shoulder. He says he didn't mind the pace of download as long as it did not contain any virus.
Flynn: Why did you not say you had installed an anti virus against Trojan horse?

Ann: I did tell him. He was happy and he tapped on the back of my palm