Peace in the Middle East? That's Doable

Let me start off by saying I don't support either side in the Hamas Vs. Israel grudge match. Leaders on both sides come off as being childish in their decision making. I've seen this all before: Someone gets hit, emotions are high, and retaliation comes before anybody even thinks about coming up with a resolution.

Now, I'm not the type of person who claims to have all the answers. I'm the type of person who knows he has all the answers, but chooses to keep them to himself and refrain from boasting about it. I'll step up to the plate in hopes of helping out just this one.

Hamas likes to fire missile at Israel, right? It's obvious they have some kind of issue with the government or people who live there. Why not set up a big Suggestion Box at the boarder or something? Everyone knows righting is a good way to relieve stress.

Who knows, If the suggestions aren't too extreme, they may actually take some into consideration.

Still wanna maim innocent people for the sake of proving a point?okay, prepare to get your diaper changed! Seeing as the U.S. Government wants to play the role of World Police, I think we should send over a few Nannies to to be care takers to the higher ups in Gaza and Israel.

They should be made to take part in mandatory finger painting sessions, naps, etc. These people should have to think about every decision from all angles before it's carried out. Last but not least, No Jello Pudding unless they eat their broccoli.

If all else fails, they could all get high. This should be used as a last resort in my opinion. Contrary to what my subscribers may think, I do not partake in any illegal drugs whatsoever. From what I've seen, Weed seems to calm down everybody.

I'm just sayin'...