PEOPLE of ARLINGTON

People of Arlington, what the hell are you thinking? Upset over what, are you crazy, looking for publicity, want to put your town on the map, or are you really that small minded and petty?

So what your mayor posed in her underwear, lets face the real issue here, most of you are too old and fat to look good in your skiffies. I looked at the pictures, the women in question has a nice body, she is an attractive woman, what is the big deal. My god, when was the last time you looked at the Sears Catalog, you-re see more in that than in those pictures, so let me ask you, does the Christmas Wish Book send you running to band Sears Catalog from your town.

You think Miss Kontur-Gronquist pictures are offensive, try living in a resort town, where yes small town USA likes to vacation. You will walk into the grocery store in a skimpy pair of shorts proceed to bend over the meat counter showing me a rather large butt cleavage. There is no question to wheres the beef. I think Ill have a salad tonight.

You will walk into the church in a bathing suit and cowboy hat with your camera and think nothing of snapping your pictures while people are in prayer, that's ok because you are doing it.

So the question is, if you do something that I find unacceptable, should you lose your job, should the whole town convene for a stupid meeting. Please, if you want your freedom you have to be willing to give it away, that is the only way to achieve true freedom.

No problems, your pettiness is about to make Miss Kontur-Gronquist a nice hefty profit from the sale of the pictures, where before there was no market. So here's to Miss Kontu-Gronquist, good on you.