People Poetry: Drunken Dude
His face is very shiny
His nose is slightly red
And he'll be very whiny
And forget the things he said
His nose is slightly red
And he'll be very whiny
And forget the things he said
From flirting with the waitress
To fighting with the guys
He'll wake up in a big mess
He'll want to shut his eyes
The light of day will hurt him
His stomach sure will roil
Again he'll curse his drunken whim
Towards sobriety he'll toil
But round comes 'Thirsty Thursday'
And Friday's are so fun
The girl's are out on Saturday
Again the fun's begun
Sobriety will have to wait
Till Monday does arrive
So, cheers, salut, let's make a date
Just please don't drink and drive!
Published by Kelly O'Neil
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