Pet Owners: In Case of Rapture ..

Are you a Christian? Are you anxiously awaiting the second coming of Christ? Are you a pet lover? Do you have fur-kids of your own? If you can answer yes to all of the above questions, you may need to consider what might happen to your beloved pets in the event of the rapture. Perhaps you've already considered what might happen to Fluffy, should the 'rapture' happen in your lifetime. What would Fluffy do (WWFD?) if you were raptured out of this world tomorrow? Haven't considered it? Well, that's alright, because the folks at Eternally Earthbound Pets have just the plan for you.

For those of you already wondering what this is all about, let me explain. Conservative Christians believe that Jesus Christ will one day return to the earth (the Second Coming) at sometime in the future, convert their bodies into a different form, and rise them up to heaven. They believe that they will rise, vertically, into the air, passing through roofs, ceilings, cars or whatever concrete object stands between themselves and heaven. All saved Christians believe that they will meet Jesus this way. This is referred to as 'the rapture'. The rapture could happen at any time. Non-believers and non-Christians will not be ratpured, and neither will any beloved pets, as, according to Christian theology, only man has a living soul.

Have no fear, my pet-owning-Christian friends. Eternally Earthbound Pets has just the plan for you. For just a small fee and according to your specific instructions, a local atheist representative of Eternally Earthbound Pets (EEP) will step in and retrieve your pets in the case of rapture. According to the website at eternal-earthbound-pets.com, EEP is a group of animal loving atheists willing to step in to care for your pets after your soul is saved by Jesus Christ. The plan fee is $110.00 and the initial contract is good for up to 10 years after signing. Each additional pet will be saved at the rate of an additional $15.00 each, a small price to pay for this kind of peace of mind, if you ask me. Representatives for EEP must provide a written statement of guaranteed atheism and blasphemed, in order to guarantee your service.

Please visit http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/ to see this for yourselves. It is surely an offer of insurance that no pet owning Christian should pass up.