Peter, Paul and Hairy

Brrr. Feel that Overdraft?

Linda Louise Johnson
Take a little from Peter

Hand it over to Paul

and I might not be overdrawn after all.

First I'll pay the mortgage

and for sure the internet

but maybe the phone can wait a while yet

Skip the gas and pay the lights

wait on the water and the loan

Write a check for gas and what about the phone!

Juggle the vet, the car, and the doc,

the insurance and the meds

use up all the stamps, don't forget the feds.

Get through another month

without threats of collection

and notices that come bearing words of disconnection

Take a little from Peter

Hand it over to Paul

Don't tell me I'm overdrawn after all!

Published by Linda Louise Johnson

Linda Louise Johnson is an animal lover, crafter and hobbyist, graphic art afficionado and veteran writer. Her work has been featured on Associated Content, Yahoo! News, and eHow as well as in Poetry Garden,...  View profile

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  • Allene Newberg Bilodeau6/8/2010

    Great! I think most of us have been there, Linda... and for some of us it's our permanent address. ; )

  • Ali Canary5/29/2010

    Uh-oh; well, as long as you keep the internet, maybe you can pay the bills online and save the stamps? Loved the poem, though--I know the feeling!

  • Thomas Lane5/25/2010

    I hear you, loud and clear.

  • K K Thornton5/25/2010

    Love it! Love Theresa's comment, too. ;)

  • Theresa Wiza5/23/2010

    Is it a coincidence that Robin Hood is making an appearance again?

  • rita hennis5/22/2010

    Real good one, this sound like me every month,I used to put all of them in a hat and witch ever one i took out up to 4 this is the ones that go paid.

  • Gloria Tabolt5/21/2010

    a sign of the times. Well done!

  • Shelly Barclay5/20/2010

    Good work on a common problem.

  • Charlene Collins5/20/2010

    Sending you out some page love.

  • JerseyNana5/20/2010

    Economy has done this to a lot of people, who always paid their bills!

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