PG Halloween Jokes for Kids of All Ages

Looking for PG Halloween jokes you can share with your kids? I'm glad to hear it. A sense of humor is vital in parenting. Nothing like a corny joke to diffuse a difficult parenting day. Costume too tight? Kids not invited to the Halloween party? Use humor to lighten the mood. My kids and I spent a lot of time telling each other stupid jokes. Here's some of our favorites for Halloween.

What do skeletons say before they eat?

Bone Appetite!

What kind of streets do Zombies live on?

Dead ends.

What do ghosts like to wear?

Boo Jeans.

Why don't mummies have more friends?

They're just too wrapped up in themselves.

Why do vampires need mouthwash?

Bat breath.

What runs all around the cemetery without moving?

The fence.

Why do monsters like dancing?

Because they're boogie men.

Why do ghosts go to bars?

They like the boos.

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

Why did Dracula quit Little League?

They wouldn't let him be bat boy.

How can you tell a vampire's eating your donuts?

All the jelly's sucked out.

What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

Bloodhound.

Who went with Frankenstein to the prom?

His ghoul friend.

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

They might relax and unwind.

What do you call a witch who likes the beach?

A sandwich.

When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?

When you're a mouse.

Where do zombies go swimming?

The Dead Sea.

Why did the ghost get arrested?

No haunting license.

What's a zombies favorite midnight snack?

Ghoul scout cookies.

What do witches call their garages?

Broom closets.

Why don't pretty women like Dracula?

He's a pain in the neck.

What do you call a spirit who gets too close to the fire?

A toasty ghosty.

What's a ghosts favorite dessert?

Ice scream.

What might a witch ask for in a hotel?

Broom service.

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

Frostbite.

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

A Hoblin Goblin.

What do you call a skeleton who won't work?

Lazy Bones.

What did the ghost say to the invisible man?

Long time no see.

What is a spirits favorite carnival ride?

The roller ghoster.

What do you call two recently married spiders?

Newlywebs.

What do ghosts eat for dinner?

Spookghetti.

Why do witches fly on brooms?

Vacuum cleaner cords don't reach far enough.

Why is Dracula such a good artist?

Because he like to draw blood.

Who did the lonely gravedigger invite to his party?

Whoever he could dig up.

Where do werewolves live?

Howlywood.

What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?

Boo boos.

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