Danger/Safety Zones in Spontaneous Human Combustion/Erectile Dysfunction Corollary

Which areas of the body are most likely to produce male impotence when on fire.

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  • Justice Lives Not6/13/2009

    Just tested this theory and, unfortunately, you're right (that'll teach me to take the expert's word on these matters)!

  • Moeursalen3/16/2009

    A considerable improvement over the original study... Did Obama's economic team produce that?

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