People of Britain: The Hampshire Hog
No. 8 in the People of Britain series
Hampshire people are ferocious, and have a hog-like appearance. Their breath will knock out any outsider to their dwellings not equipped with a gas mask. The Hampshire hogs themselves find rancid breath quite alluring.
Published by Paul Rance
Paul Rance is the co-founder, with Andrew Bruce, of small UK publishing company, Peace & Freedom Press, which began publishing in 1985. Paul founded the booksmusicfilmstv.com website in 2005. View profile
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15 Comments
Post a CommentEh, I think you're being provocative!
I come from Dorset, but I live in Hampshire now! Might be best not to show this to my new wife, who has lived here all her life lol :)
The people of Hampshire are going to love you.
Paul, I sometimes fear for your life.
Very clever.
Ha Ha Ha! He so fits the previous audio!
I have to agree with James on your imagination! Cheers!
A boarish lot then. &)
Hilarious!!
You truly have an awesome imagination, Paul!