Pick-Up Lines a Guy Should Never Use
If you are a woman, I'm sure you have heard your share of horrible pick-up lines. If you are a man, I'm sure you have used your share of horrible pick-up lines. Here are some pick-up lines that should never be used again. See if yours is on the list.
"Do You Sleep On Your Stomach?" When you answer no, they respond, "Well, can I?"
"Are your legs tired? Because you have been running through my mind all night."
"Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I found the woman of my dreams?"
"Did it hurt?" You respond, did what hurt. "When you fell from heaven."
"Those pants look good on you, but they would look better laying on my floor."
"You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away."
"You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche."
"Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?"
"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in."
"Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get."
"How is your fever?" When you reply what fever, he says, "Oh... you just look hot to me."
"I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away."
"Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine."
"Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'."
"Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious."
"If being sexy was a crime, you would be on America's most wanted list."
"Can I have a band aid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you."
"Your one tall glass of water and I'm real thirsty."
"Are you a surgeon? Cause you've just took my heart away!"
"Is your dad in jail? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes."
"Are you cold? Because I've been undressing you with my eyes."
"Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?"
"Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only ten I see."
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16 Comments
Post a Commentare your parents retarded? cause your special
how about this one...
Did you just fart? because you blew me away.
I think the bandaid one is cute! id tottally "fall" for it!! hahaha....pick up lines are good when they try to be clevaa
LOL!!! :-)
Nice one!......................
"Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?" I can totally see myself falling into that trap, sadly.
And when did it become acceptable to use profanity in a pick up line? Recently some guy compared his member to a baby arm! That's supposed to be attractive?
Whew.....still use some of them on my wife but she just rolls her eyes at me.
LMBO, my hubby used # 4 on me ...lol
lmao. this is great!