Piggy Wiggy Curly Tail

Piggy Wiggy Curly Tail kept a tidy sty
Though all the other piggy wiggies couldn't fathom why
Like normal piggies they all liked to wallow in the mud
Because a healthy messiness runs in a piggy's blood.

So Piggy Wiggy Curly Tail never was allowed
To join in other piggy games because she was house proud
But, equally, if offered a chance of messy play
Piggy Wiggy Curly Tail would just have walked away

There is no common order to pig society
Lacking rules and parliament, it's close to anarchy
But in the messy piggy mind, one thing appeared obscene
The idea of a piggy who just wanted to be clean

They called her names, the sort of names that naughty piggies use
But she just laughed at their attempts to hurt her with abuse
Because the cruelest insult that those piggies could impart
Was Piggy Wiggy Curly Tail was looking clean and smart!