Plastic Pumpkin
True Story
Alone one day I
wash six foot plastic pumpkin
orange under gray
wash six foot plastic pumpkin
orange under gray
Published by Dan Mage
I was born 1959 in New York City, grew up in the Washington DC area, moved to Colorado in 1985, and went to Prison in 1995. I discharged my parole on 7/1/08. I now have have several works in progress, inclu... View profile
No Fun in Funkins: A Case Against Plastic Carvable PumpkinsFunkins are fake, carvable pumpkins which are less messy than real pumpkins. However, they are made of non-biodegradable materials, easily catch fire and can release toxins when...
Oprah and the Jena Six: Will the Talk Show Goddess Find the Truth in Jen...Will Oprah Cover The Jena Six and Mychal Bell Story of Black Students in Jena, Louisiana?- Why Major League Baseball Teams Should Have a Six-Man RotationHow often do starting pitchers suffer from fatigue at the end of the season? Switching to a six-man rotation would put an end to that.
Why I Am a Fan of the Story: From Stephen King's The Shining to X-Men Da...As a fan of classic books, comics, and movies, as a fan of the story, I decided to write a work on why I continue to enjoy them. This piece explains my love affair with the story. - Six Flags Parks Getting High Marks for Customer SatisfactionSummer time is the most popular time for individuals and families alike to travel to amusement parks. One company is getting rave reviews from it's customers about it's amusement parks. That is Six Flags, which has fo...
- Pumpkin Mousse Pie - Not Your Ordinary Pumpkin Pie Recipe
- Halloween Craft: Make Your Own Pumpkin Patch in Minutes
- The Great Pumpkin Halloween Costume: A Classic Favorite
- How to Carve a Portrait on a Pumpkin
- How-To Make a Pumpkin Man
- Halloween Pumpkin Easter Baskets: Recycle Plastic Pumpkins into Fabulous Easter Ba...
- Plan a Family Halloween Pumpkin Patch Party
For the first time ever, an employer ordered me to wash a six foot tall electrically lit jack-o-lantern.
6 Comments
Post a Commentinteresting .....i like plastic pumkins
I guess tha boss got tired of all that mess on Nov. 1. He just don't know Jack.
Can't rot (or be smashed by naughty teenagers) in the driveway!
Yep, time to get those fake pumpkins in order and dust them off.
Cool! Very unique, bro!
Haha I recognize the 5-7-5 Haiku style! Nice one, Dan! Happy Halloween to you and your family, as well! :)