Please to Be Meeting My New Russian Girlfriend!

She Likes My Form and Structure

Richard Davis
Greetings my friend!!!
My name is Vlada. To me of 31 years. . I saw your structure on a site,
and you interested me. And I have decided to write only to you! My
girlfriend has counted the guy by means of the Internet, and now they
are together very happy also the friend as the friend! It advised me to
try to get acquainted also. And now I wish to describe me not so: I the
clever, beautiful and formed woman I very much love children,
If you are interested in Me if you wish to see My photos,

please writeTo Me on mine email: vladislavalove@gmail.com
because I shall be capable to answer you only from this address.
I hope to find the answer from you
Your new girlfriend Vlada!!

My Love Note:

Dear to be Vlada,

It so much is my luck of today to have you to be on my computer! It is so good that you know my structure on the site. I am seeing that you have much structure to. You have been so good formed.

My wish is to marry you now sooner than yesterday. My visa here in Amerika is soon to be over. My home country Arkanstan is ruled by a the Big Bush. When it was with the Bill it was fun with many structured and formed babes. (Babes is what all wimin is called in all of Amerika).

Please to send me some of you rubbles so I can leave here and we can create many babies with your form. Do not send any Amerikan dollar, as it is now wallpaper on my wall, for all it is worth.

Because you are my new girlfriend, I am sending you off my lips smooches. Not to be worried, you cannot get babies from smooches.

Send for me your photos.

Love to your form and structure.

When can I be seeing to expect the rubbles?

Borat B. Punning, II

Published by Richard Davis

Born and raised in Chicago. Traveled a bit. Lived a little. Miles to go.  View profile

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  • Allwood3/28/2008

    That's funny as hell..... I get alot of those too......

  • Baconator3/11/2008

    She's hot Rich!!!!! CTFU!!!! And behind that bomb blonde shell is a 450 pound russian bride just waiting to slobber you and your structure all up!

  • Cassandra Mae3/9/2008

    Too funny! You outta be writing comedies.

  • 3lilangels3/8/2008

    great job here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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