Please Smile to Obey Your Moods, Because the Right Mood is Everything !

a) Patient : Doctor, my present body temperature is 201°F. Please do the needful...
Doctor : Then, why did you come here ? Contact with Fire brigade please.

b) Question : What is the relationship between Coffee shops and wine bars ?
Answer : most of the love stories start with coffee shops but end with wine bars.

c) Teacher : Invertebrates have no teeth. Can you give me one example ?
Student : My grandmother sir !

d) Soumen : Today, I missed the bus and running after it, I reached late at the school. My teacher scolded me. But, I am happy !
Saikat : Why ?
Soumen : I have saved Rs.4.
Saikat : What a mistake have you done. Had you run after a taxi, you would have saved much more.

e) Very little Son : Daddy, may I marry my grandmother ?
Father : Don't be stupid. You can't marry my mother.
Very little Son : Then why did you marry my mother ?

f) Tom : can you prove that, Closed window = Opened window ?
mom : No. It is absurd.
Tom : It is not absurd ! See the following equation :
We know that,
½ of the closed window = ½ of the opened window.
Therefore, closed window = opened window.
(Eliminating "½ of the" from both sides)

g) Teacher : Which is situated in more distant position between America and the Sun from India ?
Student : Sir, I can see the Sun everyday from India, but never saw America. So, America is situated in more distant position.

h) Officer : What is your Birthday ?
Candidate : 14^th day of July sir.
Officer : and the year ?
Candidate : 14^th July of every year sir.

i) Teacher : Who is busier between a man and a fish ?
Student : Obviously Fish sir.
Teacher : Why ?
Student : a fish never finds a time to close it's eye sir.

j) Mother : My daughter, Can you explain that why do apples always fall on the ground but never go to sky ?
Daughter : Yes mom, it's very simple. No one is there in the sky to eat apples so they fall down.

k) Boss : Can you tell me the difference between an optimist and a pessimist ?
Employee : Yes, sir. An optimist is a person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway " Look, I am not injured yet.", but a pessimist is a person who
says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.