Plight of the Werewolf
The full moon is out.
It's time for me to howl.
I'm beginning to sweat profusely.
Could you please hand me a towel.
My face is turning hairy.
There is hair coming out of my ears.
I have hair running down my shoulders.
It looks worse than it appears.
My neck is now all hairy.
My back is all hairy too.
My arms and legs are hairy.
What's a Werewolf suppose to do?
I know that I look scary,
But please don't scream at me.
I'm just a scary monster
Who needs to pee by the tree.
It's time for me to howl.
I'm beginning to sweat profusely.
Could you please hand me a towel.
My face is turning hairy.
There is hair coming out of my ears.
I have hair running down my shoulders.
It looks worse than it appears.
My neck is now all hairy.
My back is all hairy too.
My arms and legs are hairy.
What's a Werewolf suppose to do?
I know that I look scary,
But please don't scream at me.
I'm just a scary monster
Who needs to pee by the tree.
Published by Steven West
I have a passion for creative writing and political discourse. Happily married for over 24 years, I have 2 children and work with special needs kids in the public schools. I enjoy making people laugh and sm... View profile
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Haha. I like the werewolf Angua in Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels.
no fire hydrant? :-p lol