Plum-pissed
One of My Monday Moods
Ducking into my car and still bumping my head -
Getting bit by my puppy that just wants to play -
Things that plum-pissed me off today.
The old man at Kroger's that said, "Go to hell!" -
The laughter at school when I near slipped and fell -
The smart assed remarks my kids have to say -
More things that plum-pissed me off today.
Walking the puppy, stepping into her turd -
Hear a horn beep while teens flip me the bird -
Little girl messing our carpet with sticky clay -
Another thing plum-pissin' me off today!
Evening has come...bellies full of good food -
Wink at the wife..."I'm in the mood!" -
She says, "I'm tired. Tomorrow I may.." -
Thats the last thing that plum-pissed me off today!
Published by bw Frampton
I am a proud father of three children and husband of one in Small Town, Ohio. I enjoy lifting weights, reading, writing and observing people. I am now a full time student, majoring in Electrical Technology. View profile
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2 Comments
Post a CommentWow, and I thought I was the only one. I loved it. Great work.
Nice to know there are others out there that have the kinds of encounters I do too :)
Keep up the writing!! and the Smiles!!