Political Haiku - Other Candidates & Undecided Voters
This is an entry for the Associated Content political haiku contest. My Associated Content haiku attempts are an effort to represent the masses; those who are enjoying the celebrity gossip nature of this election, but have not quite made up their minds who to vote for yet. Enjoy!
For Obama:
Obama for Me...
'Should really go to vote; Hey!!!
Who's this Biden gal?
For Biden:
Oh, Biden's a boy
Well, Hallelujah; Yippee!
Traditional stuff...
For McCain:
Poor old dude... Say what?
His daughter's a moose slayer?
Nope. This one's too weird.
For Palin:
Help? Where's Alaska?
I'm lost; it's not on my map.
I found Wyomin'...
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12 Comments
Post a Commentvery clever!!
Hahahaha. This cracked me up.
Yay!!
Nicely done. I loved the "moose slayer" line.
Hee! Excellent. Loved the Moose Slayer thing. I miss Buffy!
These are quite funny and clever. Good luck!
Funny! I did one for Obama/Biden. Take a peek. Maybe I can convince you. (Then again, I'm not sure you really should be convinced by haiku.)
love these!
I meant clever!!
Very cleaver!