Poltical Debating with Captain A-Hole

"I guess if you're stupid you could invest in bonds or cds. Some though, invest in rentals, here and abroad. Some move their money to overseas accounts keeping it safe from over taxation. Look dumb ass, it's people like me that keep the money moving. We buy houses, cars, boats, vacations, etc. We provide start up capital for small business, we own businesses that keep you employed. Let you messiah re distribute our wealth. When the dust settles you will be the one doing the paying. You know 95% of you will not see your taxes raised, until we pass that raise on to you. By the way, know thank you on the relocation idea. I served my country and earned my place here so that Lemmings like yourself can be free t make your bad decisions. And that would be Captain asshole to you, dumb ass."

Dear Captain Asshole,

Look, you pea-brained Neanderthal, we are fed up with egotistical brats like you governing our nation. Your harebrained philosophy solely centers on building wealth, acquiring power, and pursuing materialism. Spirituality, compassion, and tolerance are concepts entirely unperceivable by a blind and delusional narcissistic fellow such as yourself. Kudos that you served in the military, but that does not excuse your lack of sympathy for the average American's daily trials and tribulations.

Perhaps you are exceptionally bright and managed to achieve a successful career in financial management. Realize that not everybody is either as lucky or intellectually inclined as you; I myself failed college Accounting two times in a row. Due to limited intellectual ability and extreme social ineptitude (high-functioning autism), I am primarily restricted to low-wage at-home jobs that barely pay my bills. Nonetheless, this certainly does not mean that I do not work just as hard as you.

Sadly, however, elitists like you assume that anybody not on your level is a despicable low-life bum unwilling to put forth an honest effort. You then utilize this faulty logic to rationalize the purported need to sacrifice the common good in favor of the greedy pursuits of the upper class. Finally, you claim that you will, excuse my slang, 'make it rain' for us dim-witted normal-lites who populate the lower stratum of society. Do you really expect us to buy into this bullshit? We may be too dumb to get rich like you, but we sure as heck be smart enuf to kno that u'z fulla' shit, you old ass greasy bunk bitch!

Furthermore, may I ask why the corporate fat-cats at AIG wasted nearly $440,000 on a fancy vacation right after receiving their bailout? Instead of catering to the needs of the thousands who lost their life savings, the selfish executives at AIG opted to pursue pedicures and manicures at a lavish retreat. Indeed they 'keep the money moving', but they keep it moving in THEIR direction, not ours. Redistribution of wealth is not only required, but it is the RIGHT THING to do. Ethically and morally speaking, the greater good will always supercede the gluttonous needs of the few who reside at the top of society.

Sincerely,

OBAMA/BIDEN '08 ... "Resistance is futile!"