Poor, Put-upon, Global Jake DeSantis, Who Must Leave AIG

He wrote that he would donate his $US742,000-plus retention bonus "directly to organisations that are helping people who are suffering from the global downturn". - The Australian Business Journal

Oh, mistreated bastard!
Why, it's almost as though
he's an actual working schlub
...um, like his parents.

New century move
4 - the multi-millionaire trots out
his working parents
as though he, too,
still has
a rip in the back porch screen.