Portland, Oregon Police Spokesperson Says "It's a Very Liberal City. We Have Anarchists Here . . . ."

The story on Fox caught my eye. The headline was short, to the point and puzzling. "Oregon Police Officer Asked To Leave Vegan Coffee Shop." I had to read it. Seems Human stupidity intermixed with arrogance attracts my interest.

Seems the Red & Black Cafe is not only a coffee shop that is "collectively managed" but it is also a vegan shop. So if that does not say oddball to ya, you aren't paying attention. And no, vegan's are not bad folks or anything, but when we add the "collective management" to "vegan" indeed we are crossing into the Twilight Zone of Uber Liberaldom.

In reading the story the officer who was asked to leave the Red & Black Cafe, James Crooker, said "The places that I've been kicked out of before have been places like the methadone clinic," he said. "You're there to protect them, but on the other hand they don't know what that involves. Being gracious is part of it." Then Portland police spokesperson, Detective Mary Wheat stated the incident was a "fluke" but then went on to describe the city's dealing with such situations as "This is Portland," Wheat told FoxNews.com. "We have been dealing with that for years and years and years. It's a very liberal city. We have anarchists here and we deal with them on a regular basis."

Hmmm. "Deal with anarchists on a regular basis," huh? Nice! For the record, this is the United States and I support the rights of idiot anarchists to be idiot anarchists. And as a side note, do others note that when SOME lefties dislike conservative words they scream we need to be shut up, yet when the idiots preach their bile conservatives are 100% totally in support of their right to be idiots and would never suggest nor abide any talk of denying these jerks their right to be American idiots and jerks? Just asking . . . . Hopefully that exceptionally salient point is not lost in the ether, for it is the most vital and important of all the points I will make.

Wow! So a liberal city has anarchists? Who knew? All we hear is that the conservative Tea Parties are the violent ones, and as we all know, or should know, anarchists often lean toward violence to be heard and make their trite little points. This reminds me of the lefty I know who once touted how Portland was such a wonderful place due to its being so progressive. So what the Portland lover really meant was it's full of anarchists. And knowing the lefty as I do, that is exactly what they meant in their statement. They were so proud of themselves and touted how wonderful Portland was precisely due to its liberal bent. And if one knew the lefty I describe, they would know exactly to what I am referring.

I must however ask a pertinent question here. What do these "collectively managed" folks at the Red & Black Café do when they are robbed? When a body is found in the alley out back? Or are cops asked to leave and generally disliked and regarded as problematic until ya need one to save one's sorry ass from the other anarchists? Or just the general criminal who cares not one way or another for the ignorant jackasses politics and will rob and kill them as fast as they would a conservative, or any mark with something they want?

The story goes on to detail that local cops know this coffee shop is "not a coffee shop friendly to police." What the Hell is that? Maybe it's because as the story goes on to specify, the coffee shop is frequented by "activists." Active about what I wonder?

Isn't it odd that a haven of liberal thought is portrayed by the libs themselves as "inclusive" and all, but where the rubber meets the road they are epic fails in actually living their own mantra? That officer is a Human Being. I guess the right of liberals to be inclusive to all is left entirely up to them as to who comprises "all." And they get mad at me when I call them hypocrites? Puleeze!

So Portland has made sure to be removed from my list of places to ever visit and leave one penny of my money. I will however fill up my vehicle in another local county and then ride through Portland until I nearly run out of gas, at which point I will leave the jurisdiction and fill up elsewhere. At least I can leave some carbon monoxide for them to inhale. I wonder if a hose from my tailpipe strapped to their mouths would improve their humors? That way I can specifically target those who need a healthy dose of noxious gases to go along with their generic noxious gas that leaps from their mouths at every turn.

Shame that 3 or 4 of them there "anarchists" Portland and the Red & Black Café are so proud of don't get together and go to the café to get some hostages and demand payment for their release. Then we'd really get to see the liberal hypocrisy manifest, cause them chicken shit SOB's would scream for the cops like a fat baby begs for more groceries.

Hmmm . . . . Portland is full of anarchists. Anarchists in the modern day are usually uber lefties. The cafe is called "Red & Black" and that just happens to coincide with the colors of most Commie flags. Nope, nothing to see here friends.

Would the "collectively managed" cats call the fuzz? Would the cops go to where they were unwelcome and risk their lives to do their duty? Ya know, "to protect and to serve" even the lameazoids at the Red & Black? Of course they would. Gee, that almost makes it seem like the Portland cops are the "inclusive" ones. So the inclusive ones aren't and them evil cops are, as they would assist anyone in need regardless of politics. SOME liberals are vile!

And for the record, nothing against vegans - one of my daughters was a vegan for a time. By the same token, add vegans and anarchists together and it is indeed a foul soup that results. I say the cops in Portland have been so egregiously defamed the local firemen should join them in a decidedly liberal thing - a boycott! Gee, hope their ain't a fire at the Red & Black someday. That would be a real shame, huh, what with burning the hair off the asses of these anarchists and the "collectively managed." Oooopppps. My bad. These lightweights don't have any hair on their asses to begin with, so . . . .

A coffee shop full of the avant garde so sure of their moral superiority. If I happened to be there and a fire happened to break out within the confines of the packed with anarchists Red & Black Cafe, would the locals mind if I set up a lawn chair across the street, lit up a Marlboro and enjoyed the events? All that screaming and begging for help would be music to my ears. Oh, nevermind. Portland is so liberal I bet one can't even light up outside on a public street. It might offend one of them anarchists. So if I am asked to extinguish my ciggy, could I flick it into the conflagration at the Red & White? Ya know, to know that in some insignificant way, I contributed to all the fun?

Okay. On my way to Portland. Damn! My Bic just ran out! Anyone got a light?

SOURCES: http://www.foxnews.com//us/2010/06/04/police-officer-asked-leave-portland-coffee-shop/?test=latestnews