Post-Election 2008 Political Limericks

John McCain, Sarah Palin and Joe "The Plumber" Lose to Barack Obama

Roger Gowens
Post-Election Political Limerick #1

For McCain Joe "the plumber" was like a drug

but a license wasn't possessed by the lug

on the trail John McCain dodders

as Joe plunged into uncharted waters

on both American voters pulled the plug

Post-Election Political Limerick #2

To do a job right use the right tool

call a real plumber for help with your stool

if swimming in a abyss

call Joe for an assist

he's just the guy to drain the gene pool

Post-Election Political Limerick #3

Now that this long, strange campaign is done

I hope you can pardon the pun

McCain didn't want us to think

At Obama Joe threw the kitchen sink

Alas, America still voted for "that one"

Published by Roger Gowens

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