Prayer # 272: Chili and the Workplace Don't Mix

My Prayers to God

Anony mouse
Dear God,
Why the hell does the work cafeteria serve Chili? I don't get it. We don't have walls, and we don't have roofs. Is this your way of controlling overpopulation, by having corporate America smother itself in its own toxic gas? Like global warming isn't enough, God. Now this? I can't even take a cigarette break because I'm afraid I'll blow up the whole damn place. What gives?

With much love and confusion,
Annita Cornelia Richard

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  • oj furious10/8/2007

    the other day i got a chain letter from God

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