Predictions for High School Musical 3: Senior Year

In honor of the third installment of the High School Musical films (released in theaters on October 24) I have come up with a few predictions that may happen to some of our favorite characters:

1.) Ryan finally comes out of the closet.

2.) Sharpay does something really mean and selfish, then kind of feels bad about it and is welcomed with open arms by the group (because you know, We're All In This Together) at the end of the film. Oh wait a second. That happened in both of the other movies. Personally, I would like to see everyone take turns pummeling her head in with a baseball bat.*

3.) Sharpay's rhinoplasty is really the result of Gabriella punching her in the nose.

4.) Gabriella's dad comes back. It turns out to be Kenny Ortega.

5.) It is finally revealed that Taylor graduated from East High ten years ago. She has been attending school ever since so she can feel superior to everyone and give them condescending, bad advice.

6.) Troy puts his foot down on both the spontaneous and premeditated singing events. For the last time, it's just not his thing goddamit!

7.) Chad shaves his head and donates his hair to Mops of Love...an organization for people who can't afford cleaning supplies.

8.) Kelsey gets contacts and starts wearing heels so she can reach the top shelf.

9.) Zeke realizes he was only attracted to Sharpay because she had a weakness for baked goods.

10.) They all fail the 12th grade so they can come back and make a High School Musical 4. Hurray!

Clever Connection:
Sharpei-breed of dog
Sharpay-bitch

Coincidence? I doubt it.

*My deep hatred of the character Sharpay has nothing to do with how I feel about the actress who plays her, Ashley Tisdale. Ms. Tisdale is a very talented actress and singer and seems to be a lovely person. Plus she's rockin' the Maxim Hot 100 List.