Preisdential Election Limericks

Roger Gowens
1.

A "hockey Mom" liked to take whacks

at a man she claimed would raise tax

she turned up her nose

at just any old clothes

she had an expense account at 5th Avenue Sachs

2.

With just a week until Election Day

both sides attack, hoping voters to sway

most have made up their mind

and McCain's way behind

biggest winners: Joe "the plumber" and Tina Fey

Published by Roger Gowens

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