President George Bush and the Emails
Adviser: President Bush, have you read your email about carbon emissions and Global Warming?
President Bush: No I have not. I'm not going to open my email. Therefore, the problem does not exist.
Adviser: President Bush, have you read your email about the category 4 hurricane that is about to hit the coast of Florida?
President Bush: No I have not. I'm not going to open my email. The hurricane does not exist. No lives are threatened.
Adviser: President Bush, have you read your email about the continuing falling dollar and the rise in inflation?
President Bush: No I have not. I'm not going to open my email. The dollar is doing just fine and inflation is under control.
Adviser: President Bush, have you read your email that you just won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes?
President Bush: No I have not. I'm really excited about this. Now that's news worth reading about. Show me the email.
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7 Comments
Post a CommentI wonder if he is computer illiterate. Maybe no one showed him how to open emails.
Very cute made me chuckle once again, and hey by the way waiting on that "Mysterious Egg installment!!!!
LOL, very cute!!!!
Would he be good friends with our Prime Minister, or even worse, related? They seem to have the same habits. Excellent, Steven!
Evidently, you are right! He hasn't answered a single one of mine, or my grandpa's, or my daddy's. The one SnailMAil letter my grandpa sent to him got replied with a form letter thanking him for being a republican!
LOL !!...really cute !
ha ha ha I hope if McCain is elected if he opens his E-Mail, he'll kow what to do.