Prince William and Kate Middleton Choose Pippa Middleton as Maid of Honor

Pippa Middleton, the rare exception where a rose by any other name would not smell as sweet. The name Pippa Middleton just rolls off the tongue, say it with me now, Pippa Middleton. She is the sister and newly selected maid of honor of Kate Middleton who is to wed Prince William of the English Royal Family on April 29th 2011.

What does the Royal Family actually do? David Cameron, The Prime Minister of Great Britain, and parliament handle all the workings of the government, so what does the Royal Family actually do? Anyone who has ever seen "Celebrity Big Brother UK" knows that Great Britain is strapped for celebrities. I think the English Royal Family is nothing more than a government subsidized celebrity family.

I say Prince William should have had a politically motivated wedding (like they used to in the olden days, where marriage was used as a tool to unite two powerful kingdoms) and married a Kardashian. Then again, if that were the case, this article wouldn't exist and I wouldn't have had the chance to say "Pippa Middleton."