Product Claims and Ditzy Dames
A Scary Combination!
She stood there smiling at me in the mirror - her mouth the minty green foam color of my toothpaste, and my toothbrush ... MY TOOTHBRUSH!! ... poking out between those pearly whites of hers.
"What are you doing?," I growled in disbelief. "You can't just brush your teeth with someone else's toothbrush!!"
"Oh, but it's ok now, honey - SEE?" She turned to grab the tube and held it up for my inspection.
"That's not a problem anymore, SEE?" She smiled again sweetly, pointing to the tube. "They have toothpaste now that KILLS GERMS!!!!!"
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Post a CommentFun and funny, Jan, thanks!