Protanopic-Pestilence Plague Breakout

Steve
Dallas, Texas - 28 October 2011

A new plague seems to be spreading throughout the United States and the outlook is not good at this point. With reports of what doctors are calling "Protanopic-Pestilence" coming in from hospitals in Dallas, New York City, Los Angeles, and Seattle, this airborne plague may just be enough to cancel upcoming Halloween Events across the country.

Dr. Robert A. Lunsford responded with the following statement:
"Protanopic-Pestilence begins with blurred vision. Shortly after this begins, patients begin to experience Blurred vision, Eye pain, Gritty feeling in the eyes, Increased tearing, Itching of the eye, and Sensitivity to light. Without proper care, it can progress to Fever, Muscle Cramps, seizures, and even necrosis (permanent death of tissue) of the eyelids."

If you feel any of the symptoms above, immediately report to the nearest Emergency Room.

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