Who the f do you think you are to publish an ugly list Evil Chris H/ UnknownFreak/Dark Poetic/ Sweetcheeks? And by the way, settle on a name already. You are always bashing people based on their physical appearance and sometimes even they're mental capacity. This is just wrong! One thing that you have to realize is that no one is perfect. NOT EVEN YOU! You may think highly of yourself now, but what about the fact that you are constantly being attacked by overweight midgets that are getting frustrated that you throw marshmallows at them? You are not very well liked by the rest of the world as pr oven time and time again by your lack of positive energy. What you need is a good slap in the face or better yet, a baseball bat. That way, even you would be temporarily ugly. There are very few things that you can be proud of right now, none of which I can think of at the moment. Your words are harsh and that could result in violence. Are you trying to attract more haters? You already have enough. Don' you remember Chris, there was once a time in your life when you were the chubby one? You couldn't even look in the mirror at one point. You were officially useless when you were a fatso. You were not always the sexy beast that you are today. People can't control the way that they look. So if you are born ugly, there is nothing you can do about it. And by the way, do you wear anything else besides black. You need more color in your wardrobe. Perhaps that would make you more likable. Most likely though, it won't. It's your personality (or lack there of) that you need to change. Perhaps, one day you will be normal, but for now, I guess the entire world will have to settle for The Evil Chris H just the way you are. And that's a terrible thought. You should be ashamed of yourself. No one cares about your 6.3 % body fat, your upcoming publications, or your extremely overrated poetry. It's about time that you realize that.
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Kill Chris H! is an "actor"/"writer" from Covina, California. He enjoys "pizza" and is "often" seen at the nearest Shakey's "crying" while eating a huge "plate" of Mojos. As of "April" 2010 he decided to pro... View profile
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Post a CommentNo I'm not :(
You're ugly