Punched in the Face: A Haiku
When singer Rihanna got punched in the face by Chris Brown, many people couldn't believe that this was real and not a lame Seth Rogan joke.
Singer Rihanna
Got punched in the face by jerk
Not Seth Rogan joke
Published by Jason Cooley
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