Q & A: Santa Claus

Q: So....whatja get me darling?
A: If I answer, then it won't be a surp...

Q: rise?
A: Yes. Now may I fin...

Q: ish?
A: Never mind your being a douche

Q: Mr. Claus, I believe you mean "you're"
A: How would you know that just based on my voice?

Q: What's your favorite joke?
A: Oh this is a good one, two Mexicans walk...

Q: Uh...I'm half Mexican
A: Oh sorry. Two Asians...

Q: Um....my brother kind of looks like an Asian.
A: Oh. Well two Blacks...

Q: Hold on, I think my sister talked to a black guy once.
A: On the internets?

Q: Yes, and in real life. Maybe you should just not say a racist joke and be more of a good role model to the lil muffins who still believe you exist.
A: But I don't, you idiot.

Q: :(
A: :)

Q: YES YOU DO!!! Jesus told me.
A: THE Jesus? Or some dude named Jésus?

Q: Are you going to tell me that Jesus doesn't exist either?
A: You are very unrealistic if you truly think that he does.

Q: Then how do you explain that silly hat, that ridiculous red coat, and that very magical voice?
A: I thought we were...

Q: And those LOVELY CHEEKS?
A: I have to go...

Q: Well thank you for kind of talking to me.
A: You need therapy. And more original ideas. Your act has gone stale.

Q: Yeah nice to meet you too fatboy.